Lunching on a Volcano
From lunching on a volcano to approaching a hairpin bend,
The EFOG trip to Sicily was a hoot from start to end.
When first arriving at Stansted, someone’s luggage was overweight,
A quick transfer to the two guys’ bags, soon put matters straight.
Then a slight problem with liquids put us in a stir;
But again, a transfer to a luggage-hold bag; and two hours later – in the air.
The landing at Palermo and picking up the car;
The night-time drive to Capo d’
Orlando, was bizarre.
The weirdness of Uffici - that strange place on the way;
Before we hit the Autostrada – the multi-tunnelled motorway.
Then a midnight call to our villa host, and the greeting that we got;
With plenty of chatting and oranges – but of sleep, well, not a lot.
But we got up to the sunshine - broke-fast on the patio;
And our host of the night came round early and bright, for another long hello.
We drove to the Park of Nebrodi, turned east instead of west;
Ended way up on an unmade road, but our drivers passed the test.
We walked up near the snow-line; wined at Christmas on the beach;
Rode the hydrofoil to the Aeolian Isles, where the crater was in reach.
We walked to the Valley of Monsters, missed the setting of the sun;
But whatever we did, whether right or wrong – most of it was fun.
Lunch on the Volcano!
We excursioned out to Mount Etna; were driven through the clouds;
And although a bit touristy, we didn’t mind the crowds.
We walked around in the snow-fields, had panini in a bar;
And at 6000 feet on Sicilian roads, were glad it wasn’t our car.
We celebrated New Year as the locals do, with weird-fish for the fare.
In a 30 Euro restaurant and we made the locals stare;
Singing Auld Lang Syne at Greenwich-mean time – much to the local’s concern –
They thought we’d got the hour wrong – but the mistake was obviously ther’n!
And on the last day’s drive to Palermo, drove to Tusa on the way -
Yet another siesta’d restaurant, so we didn’t bother to stay.
And like filling the car near the airport, with the cash-card that got jammed,
We were lucky to get back for our check-in, with the car not getting rammed.
But most of what happened in Sicily was memorable fun;
And the anti-Christmas holiday was pleasure to everyone.
And all the hair-pin villages, and the narrow-streeted towns;
All the closed up restaurants and Sicilian drivers’ frowns;
All the non-existent teapots, they didn’t drive us round the bend.
No, the EFOG trip to Sicily was a hoot from start to end.
Paul Ferris
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