| Lunching on a Volcano From lunching on a volcano to approaching a hairpin bend,The EFOG trip to Sicily  was a hoot from start to end.
 When first arriving at Stansted, someone’s luggage was  overweight,A quick transfer to the two guys’ bags, soon put matters  straight.
 Then a slight problem with liquids put us in a stir;
 But again, a transfer to a luggage-hold bag; and two hours  later – in the air.
 The landing at Palermo  and picking up the car;The night-time drive to Capo d’
 Orlando, was bizarre.
 The weirdness of Uffici - that strange place on the way;
 Before we hit the Autostrada – the multi-tunnelled motorway.
 Then a midnight  call to our villa host, and the greeting that we got;With plenty of chatting and oranges – but of sleep, well,  not a lot.
 But we got up to the sunshine - broke-fast on the patio;
 And our host of the night came round early and bright, for  another long hello.
 We drove to the Park   of Nebrodi, turned east instead of  west;Ended way up on an unmade road, but our drivers passed the  test.
 We walked up near the snow-line; wined at Christmas on the beach;Rode the hydrofoil to the Aeolian Isles, where the crater  was in reach.
 We walked to the Valley   of Monsters, missed the setting of  the sun;
 But whatever we did, whether right or wrong – most of it was  fun.
  
 Lunch on the Volcano!  We excursioned out to Mount   Etna; were driven through the  clouds;And although a bit touristy, we didn’t mind the crowds.
 We walked around in the snow-fields, had panini in a bar;
 And at 6000 feet on Sicilian roads, were glad it wasn’t our  car.
 We celebrated New Year as the locals do, with weird-fish for  the fare.In a 30 Euro restaurant and we made the locals stare;
 Singing Auld Lang Syne at Greenwich-mean time – much to the  local’s concern –
 They thought we’d got the hour wrong – but the mistake was  obviously ther’n!
 And on the last day’s drive to Palermo,  drove to Tusa on the way -Yet another siesta’d restaurant, so we didn’t bother to  stay.
 And like filling the car near the airport, with the  cash-card that got jammed,
 We were lucky to get back for our check-in, with the car not  getting rammed.
 But most of what happened in Sicily  was memorable fun;And the anti-Christmas holiday was pleasure to everyone.
 And all the hair-pin villages, and the narrow-streeted  towns;All the closed up restaurants and Sicilian drivers’ frowns;
 All the non-existent teapots, they didn’t drive us round the  bend.
 No, the EFOG trip to Sicily  was a hoot from start to end.
 Paul Ferris |